Sports Jokes

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to
Wonder and says: How is the singing career going?"

Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?"

Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my
swing, but I think I've got that right now."

Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes
wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about
it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.

Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?"

Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."

And Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf
if you're blind?"

Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of
the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his
voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to
where the ball
lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the
fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."

"But, how do you putt?", asks Woods.

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front
of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I
just play the ball towards his voice."

Woods asks: "What's your handicap?"

Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a
round sometime."

Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I
only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a
hole."

Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when
would you like to play?"

Stevie says, "Pick a night!"