Sports Jokes

Why Football Players Have the Best Wives

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the
table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an
article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a
football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ
and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face.
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most
attractive wives."

His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"