Sports Jokes

Mute Golfer

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a
tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I
am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"

The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated
that "No, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did
not give him such a right."

He then teed up his ball, and with a mighty swing of his
pitching wedge lobbed the ball right on the green for a par
3. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was
hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold.

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and
saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his
hip, the other hand holding up 4 fingers.