Sports Jokes

First Time Ice Fishing

There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and
they wanted
to do some ice fishing.

They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up
there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before
they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their
tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one
of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need
another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions,
but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. "We're going to need all the
ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he
asked, "how
are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the
boat in the water yet."