Sports Jokes

Bad Golfer

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was
beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot,
when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's
tee please!!"

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the
WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once
more, the man yelled: "Would the man on the woman's tee back
up to the men's tee, PLEASE!

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse
window directly at the person with the mic and shouted back,
"Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me
play my second shot?"