Sports Jokes
Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes
home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so
long?"
The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever
had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a
hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."
The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"
The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it
was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie,
hit the ball, drag Charlie. . ."