Sports Jokes

Bad Golfer

A golfer took his tee shot and watched the ball sail into
the woods. His next shot went into a few trees. He tried
again and managed to hit the ball over the fairway and into
more trees. Finally, after several more shots, he ended up in
a sand trap.

Throughout his ordeal, he was under the watchful eye of the
local golf pro.

"What club should I use on this shot?" he asked the pro.

"I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"