Sports Jokes

First Football Game

Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their
surprise, won
tickets to a football game. Since they had never seen a live
football game
before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an
excellent opportunity for doing so.

"I think so, too," said Mabel. "Let's go!"

They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium
overlooking a large,
grassy expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly
endless
back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first
half.

They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that
followed. Then came the second half. When the teams lined up
for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister.

"I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said. "This is
where we came in."