Thanksgiving Jokes

Six-Legged Turkey

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with
breeding to perfect a better turkey.

His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there
were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating
attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts
to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I
finally did it! I bred
a turkey that has 6 legs!"

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

"I Don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the
darn thing!"