Blonde Jokes

I Won!

A blonde walked in a diner and orders a cup of coffee. When
she gets her drink, she notices that it has a "contest game
piece" on the side of the cup. She peels off the sticker and
instantly starts screaming, "I won a motor home!" She
continues shoulting, "I won a motor home!" until the waitress
decides to get her boss.

"What's the problem here?" the manager asks.

"I won a motor home!" she shouts again.

"That's impossible!" he replies. "We didn't give out motor
homes."

She says "Well, it says so on this sticker."

The boss takes the sticker and reads it. It says:
"Win a bagel."