Blonde Jokes

Blind Policeman

The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior
K-9 unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police
at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels,
and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the
scene.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a
leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her
head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my
possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what
do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!"