Blonde Jokes

Jill and the Special Monkey

One day, Jungle Jill (a blonde) was walkin through...the
jungle. She met a Monkey and as she had a spare banana, she
offered it to him.

The Monkey was very pleased as no human ever offered him a
banana before. And, as luck would have it, he was a special
talkin Monkey who said "To reward you for your kindness, I
shall grant you 3 wishes."

Jill was quite surprised and thought for a moment.

She said "My first wish would be to be able to be invisible
whenever I want, for the rest of my life"

The Monkey said "Your wish is granted."

Jill tested it right away and yes, she became invisible.

She then said "I want to stay beautiful for the rest of my
life."

And the Monkey said, "Granted!"

Jill couldn't test that one but she trusted the Monkey and
then said "My third wish is to be able to fly whenever I
want, for the rest of my life".

At this point, the Monkey handed her a Life-Time Pass to
World Airlines International.