Special High Intensity Training (SHIT)

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TO : ALL EMPLOYEES

RE : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

DATE : 25 MARCH 1999

Please be advised that you have been invited to attend the
"SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING" (S.H.I.T.) program which
will enable you to attain the highest levels of work quality
and productivity in the IT industry. It is our primary
objective to equip all employees with more S.H.I.T. than
anyone else in the industry.

Employees who have previously undergone this program and are
already full of S.H.I.T. are qualified to train others on the
basic rudiments of the program called "BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING PROGRAM"
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). For details, please see :

DIRECTOR of INTENSITY PROGRAMMING
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.)

Please be warned that any employee who fails to S.H.I.T.
will be automatically placed on "DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE
EVALUATION & PROBATION of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
PROGRAM" (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)

Furthermore, any employee who fails to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.
seriously will have to take the one month comprehensive
course on "EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING of SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING" (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)

Should you require clarifications on this matter, please
direct them to :

HEAD OF TRAINING
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T.S.H.I.T. )

For your compliance.

Boss-in-General, Special High Intensity Training (
B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)