Business Jokes

Upcoming Mergers

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape
deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R. Grace
Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers
merge to become
Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
merge to
become Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm
Home.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become
Mine, All
Mine.

Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women
merge to
become Knott NOW.