Business Jokes

First Isn't Always Best

A secretary, a paralegal, and a partner in a big law firm
are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The
Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give
each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in
the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the
world." Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in
Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an
endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner
says, "I want those two back in the office right after
lunch."