Business Jokes

REASONS FOR ALLOWING DRINKING AT WORK

REASONS FOR ALLOWING DRINKING AT WORK

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a
hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what
management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad
job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather
come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they
have had a couple of drinks

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.