Business Jokes

Working at Wal*Mart

I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting
goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required
to make store-wide pages, e.g., "I have a customer in
hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter." One
night a tentative female voice came over the intercom system
with the (I kid you not) following
message: "I have a customer by the balls in toys who needs
assistance."