Business Jokes

Government Workers

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The
first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government
Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog,
"T-square, do your stuff!". T-square trotted over to a desk,
took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a
square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He
called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff!". Slide
Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen
cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies
each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his
dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do
your stuff!". Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took
out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard
and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was good. The three men turned to the
Government Worker and said, "What can your dog do?". The
Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break,
do your stuff!". Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the
cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually
assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back
while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on
sick leave.