Business Jokes

The Shredder

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he
found the CEO (=Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of
a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. 'Listen,' said the
CEO, 'this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you
make this thing work?' 'Certainly,' said the young
executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and
pressed the start button. 'Excellent, excellent!' said the
CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. 'I just need
one copy.'