Business Jokes

The Family Business

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you
into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we
care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business.
All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn
the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't
stand the noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work
in the office and take charge of some of the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand
being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you
half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't
like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going
to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."