Business Jokes

Suggestion Box

Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone
had put up a suggestion box with some 3x5 cards next to it.
Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card
to fill out.

Joe wrote, "The office workers should all be given raises!"

When he looked at Frank's card, it said "Can we all have
raises, and keys to the executive washroom, and personal
secretaries, and new company cars, and new coffee cups, and
longer lunch breaks, and an extra three weeks vacation each
year, and a holiday on St. Patricks Day, and Columbus Day
and Martin Luther Kings Birthday?"

Joe said, "Frank, that isn't the right way of getting things
changed around here . . . You shouldn't put all of your begs
in one ask-it."