Business Jokes

Top 10 Reasons NOT to Work

10. They can't garnish what you don't make.

9. Your life no longer compares to those annoying Dilbert
cartoons.

8. Chance to meet exotic male dancers in unemployment line
(and do the Full
Monte)

7. Sleep all night . . . Sleep all day!

6. Much like a Carnival cruise, every day is a holiday!

5. If you push its buttons the wrong way, the remote won't
cry sexual
harassment.

4. Underwear and a pair of Birkenstocks becomes your
"Professional Attire".

3. Re-runs of Chips only shown during regular working
hours.

2. It really pisses off the in-laws.

1. The only glass ceiling she'll be complaining about is the
mirror over your bed!