Business Jokes

Job Application

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large
company and hands the executive his application. The
executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the
applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.

"I must say," says the executive, "your work history is
terrible. You've been fired from every job."

"Yes," says the man.

"Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive
in that."

"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least
I'm not a quitter."