Business Jokes

Will Work For Food!

WILL WORK FOR FOOD!

Franchises Still Available!

Yes!!! Make big $$$ (tax free) with your very own... "WILL
WORK FOR FOOD" Franchise

We supply the cardboard sign

We supply the prime location

We supply the thin clothing

We supply fake Veteran card if needed

We supply a special 90 minute instructional tape "How To
Look
Homeless"

Say good-bye to that dead end job. Call today, operators are
standing by, just dial, 1-800-RIP-UOFF

Now until the end of the month, as a bonus, we will include
a wooden crutch with each order just in case someone actually
asks you to do some work.