Christmas Jokes

Day After Christmas

After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was
asking her students how they celebrated Christmas.

When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store,
she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your family
didn't celebrate Christmas."

Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all held hands and danced
around the cash register singing, 'What A Friend We Have In
Jesus.'"