Christmas Jokes

Uncle Claudie is Coming to Town - Dysfunctional Family Version

Uncle Claudie is Coming to Town
(Sung to the tune "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")

You better lock up
the kiddies today
A lusty old gent
is heading your way-
Uncle Claudie is coming to town!

He's got a big smile
He's giving out toys
He's hot as can be
For underage boys-
Uncle claudie is coming to town!

He's such a jolly fellow
He's always full of fun
He'll lure your kid
in-to his room
for a game of ONE on ONE!
And should he strike out
he doesn't much care
The internet's filled
with kiddie porn there--
Uncle Claudie is coming to town!