Computer Jokes

The Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his
desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react
to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them
scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.