Computer Jokes

South African Windows 98

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the New
South African edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally
been shipped outside South Africa. If you have one of the New
South African editions you may need some help understanding
the commands. The New South African edition may be
recognised by looking at the opening screen. It reads "E
WINDOWS 98" with a background picture of a Mageu bottle
superimposed on a Orlando Pirates flag. It is shipped with a
Black Label screen saver.

New Features:

samblief = OK
Aikona = Cancel
auk! mistake! = Undo
aikona, not mistake! = Redo
Ekke ek bere hom = Save
Ekke ek soek hom = Find
ah dunno = Help
stat = Start
Settings = (pre-set on this edition)
hamba = Run
my thieengs = Personal folder
Chaila = Shut Down

Some programs that are exclusive to "E Windows 98"

MS Wed = a word processor
Calculata = calculator
Scratch peppa = notepad
Jive Box = CD player
I Explora = Microsoft Internet Explorer
Piktchas = a graphics viewer
Stockvel = M/S accounting software
Shebeen = Shortcut to a website with a list of local
off-sales and their prices.
Black Label tax records = usually an empty file
Fafi = game replacing Solitaire

Also note:

The Recycle Bin is labelled Dustbin.

Control Panel is known as Don' touch dees buttons!

We regret any inconvenience it may have cause if you
received a copy of the New South African edition. You may
return it to Microsoft for a replacement
version.