Computer Jokes

Microsoft Tech Support Goes to the Military

One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot
camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a
rifle and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The
report came from the target area that all attempts had
completely missed the target.

The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He
looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He
put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed
the trigger with his other hand.

The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled
toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the
trouble must be at your end!"