Computer Jokes

Remember When...

MEG was the name of my girlfriend And GIG was your middle
finger upright Now they all mean different things And that
really MEGA bytes

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A
cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank
account And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy You hoped nobody found
out

Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something
you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long
trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a
backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A
web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu

I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my
head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when
it happens they wish they were dead