Computer Jokes

When Technology Meets Biology

A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as
the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order he
hears a phone ring. The customer puts his hand up to his ear
and says, "Hello? No honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes, love
you, bye."

The bartender says, "What the heck is that?"

The customer replies "It's my hand phone..give me your home
number so you can try it."

With that, the bartender gives him his home number and the
customer punches the numbers in on his hand and puts his hand
up to the bartender's ear. The bartender's wife answers and
he (who is very amazed) says, "I...honey... just thought I'd
call you and tell you I love you....ok...bye."

The bartender says, "That's amazing! How do you get one?"

"I'll tell you when I get back from the restroom."

30 minutes later there is no sign of the customer and the
bartender is getting concerned so he walks to the restroom to
make sure the guy is ok. When he enters he finds the guy with
his pants around his ankles, bent over with his palms on the
wall and a long piece of toilet paper hanging out of his
butt.

"What the hell are you doing?" asks the incredulous
bartender.

"Give me a second," the man replies as he grunts and groans,
"I'm getting a fax."