Computer Jokes

How to Impress a Client

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle, when
I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a cognac.
I was meeting a very important client that was also flying to
Seattle with me, but she was running a bit late. Being the
fairly forward person I am, I approached Mr. Gates and
introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting
some very important business, and how I would really
appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Chris" at me
while I was with my client. He agreed. Ten minutes later
when I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my
shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at
him. He said "Hey Chris, what's happening?" To which I
replied "Take a Hike Gates! I'm in a meeting!"