Education Jokes

Children's Books You Will Never See

CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE

1. "Strangers Have the Best Candy" 2. "You Were an Accident"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" 4. "Some Kittens Can
Fly!" 5. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" 6. "Where
Would You Like to Be Buried?" 7. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom
Stopped Loving Her" 8. "The Attention Deficit Disorder
Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey!
Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" 9. "All Dogs Go to Hell" 10."The
Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" 11."When Mommy and Daddy Don't
Know the Answer They Say God Did It" 12. "Garfield Gets
Feline Leukemia" 13. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other
Dog?" 14. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be
Friends?" 15. "Bi-Curious George" 16. "Daddy Drinks Because
You Cry" 17. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
18. "You Are Different and That's Bad" 19. "Dad's New Wife
Timothy" 20. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great
Microwave Games" 21. "Testing Homemade Parachutes With
Nothing At All But Your Household Pets" 22. "The
Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad" 23. "The
Tickling Babysitter" 24. "Babar Meets the Taxidermist" 25.
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" 26. "The Boy Who
Died from Eating All His Vegetables" 27. "Start a Real-Estate
Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse" 28.
"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy" 29. "Things Rich Kids
Have, But You Never Will" 30. "The Care Bears Maul Some
Campers and are Shot Dead" 31. "How to Become The Dominant
Military Power In Your Elementary School" 32.
"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"