Education Jokes

College Entrance Exam - College Football Player Edition

Time Limit: 3 weeks

YOU MUST ANSWER TWO OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY!

1.) What language is spoken in France?

2.) Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire
with particular reference to architecture, literature, law
and social conditions
OR
Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

3.) Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(D) WRITE A PLAY

4.) What religion is the Pope? (Check only one)
(a) Jewish
(B) CATHOLIC
(c) Hindu
(d) Swedish
(e) Agnostic

5.) Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6.) What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the
little hand is on the 1?

7.) How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)

8.) What are people in America's far north called?
(a)Westerners
(b)Southerners
(C)NORTHERNERS

9.) Spell - CAT, DOG, PIG

10.) Six kings of England have been called George, the last
one being George the sixth. Name the previous five.

11.) Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) 7-11 stores
(c) cats and dogs
(D) THE SKY

12.) Can you explain Einsteins's theory of relativity?
(a) Yes
(b) No

13.) What are coat hangers used for?

14.) The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for
what country?

15.) Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic
Equilibrium.
OR
Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS

16.) Where is the basement in a three story building
located?

17.Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) Nigeria
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Australia

18.) If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

19.) What is the phone number for 911?

20.) How many Chinese Urns in a dozen?

21.) If Sacramento is the state capitol of California, what
is the state capitol of California?

22.) Where does wood come from?
(a) TREES
(b) Asphalt
(c) Steel

23.) If I have 10 dollars and I give you 10 dollars, how
much money do I have left?

EXTRA CREDIT:
Using your fingers, count from 1-5.