Education Jokes

The "Other Milk"

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life
science classroom staring at a question on the final exam
paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast
milk."
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever
came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.

Ummm... So far so good ...maybe.........

But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again, what to
write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then
sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his
pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers