Education Jokes

How to Write Your Thesis

Scene: It's a fine beautiful day in the forest and a rabbit
is sitting outside his burrow, typing away on his laptop.

Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?" Rabbit: "My Thesis paper
to graduate from University." Fox: "Hmmmmm. What is it
about?" Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat
foxes."

(There is an incredulous pause)

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that
rabbits don't eat foxes!" Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show
you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few
minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his lap
top and resumes typing. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to
watch the hard working rabbit. (Tippy-tap, tippy-tap,
tippy-tippy-tap).

Wolf: "What's that you are writing?" Rabbit: "I'm doing
a thesis on how rabbits eats wolves." (loud guffaws). Wolf:
"You don't expect to get such garbage published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the
rabbit returns by himself. This time he is patting his
stomach. He goes back to his typing. (Tippy-tap, tippy-tap,
tippy-tippy-tap).

Finally a bear comes along and asks, Bear: "What are you
doing?" Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eats
bears." Bear: "Well that's absurd!" Rabbit: "Come into my
home and I'll show you."

SCENE: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a
pile of fox bones. In another corner is a pile of wolf bones.
On the other side of the room a huge lion is belching and
picking his teeth.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: ----------------------- It doesn't
matter what you choose for a thesis topic. It doesn't matter
what you use for your data. It doesn't even matter if your
topic makes sense. What matters is who you have for a thesis
advisor.