Education Jokes

Universal Grade Change Form

University: ______________________
To: Professor____________________
From:___________________________

I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should
be changed from ______ to _______ for the
following reasons:

__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade
than I did.

__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade
than I did.

__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I
won't get into:
______Medical School
______Graduate School
______Dental School
______My Fraternity/Sorority
______The Mickey Mouse Club

__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in:
_______________.

__5. I'll lose my scholarship.

__6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find
a copy of your exam.

__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I
used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted
every little fact.

__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams
asked about general principles.

__10. You are prejudiced against:
____Males
____Jews
____Blacks
____Females
____Catholics
____Whites
____Protestants
____Moslems
____Minorities
____Chicanos
____People
____Students

__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me
or at least cut my allowance.

__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the
following illness:
____mono
____broken baby finger
____acute alcoholism
____pregnancy
____VD
____fatherhood

__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us
exactly how you wanted that done.

__14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the
bull.

__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

__16. The lectures were:
____too detailed to pick out important points
____not explained in sufficient detail
____too boring
____all jokes and not enough material
____all of the above

__17. This course was:
____too early, I was not awake.
____at lunchtime, I was hungry
____too late, I was tired

__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my
(book, notes, paper) for this course.

__19. Other__________________________________