Education Jokes

What Part of Your Body Goes to Heaven First?

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the
class "What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven
first?"

Two children rose their hand. One was little Johnny.
Hesitant to pick on him she chose little Mary.

"I think your heart goes first because, that's were your
emotions of love are."

"Very interesting." replied the teacher. Seeing no one else
had their hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him.

"I think your feet go up first."

Confused but relieved the teacher said, "Why is that?"

Johnny replied, "Once when I walked in my parents room I saw
my dad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying "Oh
God!"