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City of Los Angeles High Scoohl Math Profiency final Exam

City of Los Angeles High Scoohl Math Profiency final Exam


Name:______________________________


Alias:_______________________________


Gang:______________________________


1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6
out of ten shots and shoots 13 rounds at every drive by
shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attend before he
has to reload? What is the Maximum number of people he can
hit? 2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball to
Ricky for $320, and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram. How
many ounces does he have left? What is the street value of
the remaining coke? 3. Rufus is pimping 3 girls. If his cut
is $65 a trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn
so Rufus can support his $800 a day crack habit. 4.Jerome
wants to cut his half pound of Heroin to make 20 percent more
profit. How many ounces will he need.? 5. Willie gets $200
for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If
he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he
have to steal to make $1000. 6. Raoul is serving 6 years in
prison for murder. He was paid $10,000 for the hit. If his
common law wife is spending over $100 per month, how much
will be left when he gets out of prison? 7. If the average
spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8
square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray if he steals
3 full cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty? 8.
Hector knocked up 6 of the girls in his gang. There are 28
girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls has Hector
knocked up? 9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for
$7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each
child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15 percent, how
many more children should she have to keep up with her
expenses? 10. Salvdor was arrestted for dealing crack and his
bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12
percent and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by
jumping bail?



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