Education Jokes

We Do NOT Say Damn in School

A first grade teacher had a small number of children
gathered around a table for a reading group. After the story
was read she gave the children a work sheet to do.

While they were working she heard a little girl say very
softly "damn!"

The teacher leaned over and said quietly, "We don't say that
in school."

The little girl looked at the teacher, her eyes got very big
and she said, "Not even when things are all f@%$*ed up?"