Education Jokes

Birds & Bees

Cow Birthing: ============ The man was helping one of his
cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing
pie-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man
thought, "Great... he's 5 and I'm gonna have to start
explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun -
I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer." When
everything was over, Dad strolled over to his son and said,
"Well Willie, do you have any questions?" "Just one,"
gasped the pie-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when
he hit that cow?"