Education Jokes

Playing By the Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the
students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first
time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second
time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost
you a fine of $180. Are there any
questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How
much for a season pass?"