Education Jokes

The Things Kids Say

The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.

"Tyson," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language.
Where did
you hear it?"

"My daddy said it," he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained, "I don't want to
hear that
language in here again."

After a moment, she thought she whispered aloud, "At least
he doesn't
know what it means."

"I do, too," Tyson corrected. "It means the car won't start."