Education Jokes

The Ten Ebonic Commandments

1. I be God. Don' be dissing me. 2. Don' be makin hood
ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don' be callin
me for no reason - homey don' play that. 4. Y'all betta be
in church on Sundee. 5. Don' dis ya mama ... an if ya know
who ya daddy is, don' dis him neither. 6. Don' ice ya
bros. 7. Stick to ya own woman. 8. Don' be liftin no
goods. 9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin
on ya homies. 10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or
nothin.