Education Jokes

Selling School Photos

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group
picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all
grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or
'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice, Johnny's, from the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher; ...she's old and wrinkled."