Education Jokes

Tough Recess

A first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess.

Teacher asks Sarah, "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

Teacher says, "that's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you
can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked
cookie."

She does and gets a cookie.

Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in sand box."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box" correctly on the
blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie.

Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at
recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they
threw rocks at me."

Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant
racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write
'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."