Education Jokes

Little Johnny in Class

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "I want
you to use the word contagious in a sentence. Does anyone
have a sentence ?"

Little Johnny waves his hand madly, but the teacher chooses
little Mary.

Little Mary says "My mommy wouldn't let me go to school when
I was sick because she said I was contagious"

The teacher smiles and says "Well done Mary. Anyone else ?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, and the teacher finally calls
on him.

Little Johhny says "I was driving past a construction site
with my dad the other day, and there was a bloke trying to
move 10 tonne of soil by himself. Thats when my dad said it
was going to take that contagious"