Education Jokes

Knowledge Pills

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic
knowledge in pill form.

A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and
asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English
literature."

The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new
knowledge about English literature!

"What else do you have?" asks the student.

"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world
history," replies the pharmacist.

The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new
knowledge about those subjects.

Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"

The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back into
the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks
it on the counter.

"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the
student.

The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know . . . math always
was a little hard to swallow."