Entertainment Jokes

Highway Patrol

A fellow in his 40's buys a new mercedes and decides to test
it out on the freeway. He is running about 80MPH with the top
down and the wind blowing through his hair. All of a sudden
he notices a highway patrol cruiser flashing his red lights
directly behind his car. In an instant, he decides that his
new mercedes can easily outrun the patrol car so he jumps
the speed up to 100, then 115 and finally 125. The patrol
car is right behind him and the guy finally realizes what he
has done and pulls over. The patrolman walks up to him and
asks for his drivers license. He then looks at the driver
and says "this is my ticket for my shift and I really hate
writing up a bunch of paperwork." "If you can give me an
excuse I have never heard before" I will let you off. The
driver thinks for a second and says:"officer, two weeks ago
my wife left me for a cop. I thought you were the cop and
trying to give her back to me.

The patrolman let him go....