Entertainment Jokes

Ping-Pong

A very rich maharajah decided to give his daughter and his
kingdom to the guy who would bring to him the most precious
ping-pong balls. Indeed, some days later a guy brings a pair
of golden balls, while another brought a pair of diamond ones
and a third brought a ping-pong ball made of a very rare
mineral found only in a remote part of the Amazon jungle. The
maharajah was ready to issue his decision, when suddenly a
beat-up guy holding a pair of watermellon-shaped black
things, shows up screaming "hold it, I brought them"... The
maharajah says "But, these are not ping-pong balls". Then the
guy, startled, says:"Ping Pong? Shit..I heard King Kong"